Hello everyone, it’s the eve of a very special day in anime history and it is a sad one or a happy one depending on who you are. Definitive Anime Review is ending again. On the 31st October 2018 at 10:31 GMT, I will delete the entire blog and purge my YouTube channel of truthful content. You may be wondering why this is the case and it is for one reason and one reason alone. I have found a new calling in life and I must share it with you in this article.
This new crusade of mine will greatly help the anime community in the best way possible and I think you’re all going to like it.
A Definitive Note – Introducing…Definitive Bird Review!
As the title suggests, I will start a new operation called Definitive Bird Review! I can already tell that you’re all stunned by this move but bear with me this will work out really well.
I have in recent weeks watched a large amount of YouTube videos about birds, so I consider myself a bit of an expert on them now. All birds are now friends of mine, even more than Crunchyroll, who have still to this day never gotten me a present on my birthday. I trust that the birds will give me what I deserve.
What kind of birds will not be included in Definitive Bird Review?
None, all birds are accepted.
Why is buildknuckle abandoning everyone?
I can promise everyone now that you are all still my good friends and that I’d love you all to support me on this big step in my life. This will also benefit the anime industry as it will mean I can use my knowledge to bridge the gap between anime and birds, which in my knowledge that has been gained in the last half an hour is pretty bad at the moment.
I’m not abandoning you by any means. The truth about anime may be laid to rest but you’ll soon be able to know the truth about birds!
This isn’t really happening is it?
No, no it isn’t.