Hello everyone, it's time to talk about swimming and the many human beings that partake in it. In this case we will discuss this in the context of the anime called Free (oh and High Speed! but that would make the title too long.). Have you ever wondered what makes the boys from Free such incredibly talented swimmers. … Continue reading A Definitive Note – The Curious Story Of Free And Very Sharp Jawlines
Hello everyone, this is a Cypher as performed by yours truly. Now I have lost my voice so I'll just post the lyrics here so you can sing it for yourselves. You'll understand it pretty quickly anyway. A Definitive Cypher - buildknuckle My baby he don't talk sweet He ain't got much to say But … Continue reading A Definitive Cypher – buildknuckle
Hello everyone, I am afraid to tell you all now that 2018 is cancelled forever after 179 days. The Earth gave up going around the Sun this year and has decided to end the year early. This means that we need to make a list for the worst anime of the year a lot earlier … Continue reading A Definitive Top 10 – The Top 10 Worst Anime of the first 179 days of 2018.
Hello everyone, I bring you news that a certain person in the anime community is currently on the run from the Polish government. Not because of the anime they watch but because they owe some cold hard cash. What people do not understand is why this certain individual is being pursued by the Poles. … Continue reading A Definitive Note – Pickled Pedantic Picked By Prickly Polish Tax Collectors
Hello everyone, it seems that recently we've had spell of robberies in the anime community. A cat(girl) burglar is on the loose and people are rightly concerned about whether they may be hit next. The strange thing is that this burglar does all of his robberies in broad daylight without a care in the world. … Continue reading A Definitive Note – The Phantom Payne
Hello everyone, today is the 6th June 2018 and unfortunately a man is in distress. This man is crying and upset because people have caused a seismic shift that nobody saw coming whatsoever. That man is Yutaka Yamamoto and he's a person that Definitive Anime Review has a big fascination for. He has made a … Continue reading A Definitive Note – The Day Otaku Made A Yamakan Cry
Hello everyone, I'm taking a trip right now and it might be one of Definitive Anime Review's most deadly and treacherous journeys yet. I'm going on an endless highway (that might have a few traffic jams) to expose one of YouTube's most beloved anime enthusiasts. I've talked about them in the past but in the … Continue reading A Definitive Note – On The Penguin Highway To Hell!