Hello everyone, I can't help but notice that there's been a seismic shift in the anime industry while I was busy contemplating the intricacies of hands that convey the feeling of romance. To put it lightly this news heralds a new era in anime. One that allows our walls to stay standing and allows us … Continue reading A Definitive Note – I can’t think of a WITty title for this Attack on Titan news.
Hello everyone, as you can tell I'm on the toilet. Rather my viewership figures are going down the toilet. Do people even read blogs anymore? Due to that I started a podcast called Definitive Anime Podcast...thing, I haven't released it yet because editing sounds is much more difficult to do than writing words. It will … Continue reading A Definitive Note – Dish Number Two
Hello everyone, have you ever wondered about what the biggest problem is with the anime industry? Is it that the anime studios aren't making what you want them to make? Is it that allegedly no staff member at Crunchyroll can do a Forward Roll? Both of those are wrong by the way. They are not … Continue reading A Definitive Note – There are too many grandmothers in anime.
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Hello everyone, it's almost the end of the year and it'll soon be time to herald a new year in anime. New years are scary but new anime is even more scary. Imagine the apprehension that anime fans get before starting a brand new season of anime, being promised a place further than the universe … Continue reading A Definitive Note – Metal Shield Rising: Revengeance
Hello everyone, after the horrors found yesterday hopefully I can have a little rest on this island. Yes the sun refuses to go above the horizon but you've got to admit that this place kinda breaks all laws of geology. Today I'm off to one of the cinemas (or if you're in the US you … Continue reading Definitive Anime World ~Stage 3~ – That Which You Want to Protect…
Hello everyone, I have now arrived at that island where the sun is constantly rising. I think I'll get used to it eventually but I've got to admit it's a bit disorienting having to deal with these sorts of conditions. Upon having a look around the island I chanced upon a noticeboard. It was advertising … Continue reading Definitive Anime World – ~Stage 2~ Looking For That Treasure…