Hello everyone, I bring you news that a certain person in the anime community is currently on the run from the Polish government. Not because of the anime they watch but because they owe some cold hard cash. What people do not understand is why this certain individual is being pursued by the Poles. … Continue reading A Definitive Note – Pickled Pedantic Picked By Prickly Polish Tax Collectors
Hello everyone, it seems that recently we've had spell of robberies in the anime community. A cat(girl) burglar is on the loose and people are rightly concerned about whether they may be hit next. The strange thing is that this burglar does all of his robberies in broad daylight without a care in the world. … Continue reading A Definitive Note – The Phantom Payne
Hello everyone, today is the 6th June 2018 and unfortunately a man is in distress. This man is crying and upset because people have caused a seismic shift that nobody saw coming whatsoever. That man is Yutaka Yamamoto and he's a person that Definitive Anime Review has a big fascination for. He has made a … Continue reading A Definitive Note – The Day Otaku Made A Yamakan Cry
Hello everyone, I'm taking a trip right now and it might be one of Definitive Anime Review's most deadly and treacherous journeys yet. I'm going on an endless highway (that might have a few traffic jams) to expose one of YouTube's most beloved anime enthusiasts. I've talked about them in the past but in the … Continue reading A Definitive Note – On The Penguin Highway To Hell!
Hello everyone, I feel a little lost at the moment. I'm at a crossroads in my life and I don't know what to do anymore. All I do know are these weird singing people keep appearing in front of me and they seem a little weird. I think I need to get my thoughts out … Continue reading A Definitive Note – Idol know what I’m doing anymore.
Hello everyone, I've taken a recent liking to horses for some reason. They're majestic creatures and are well suited for racing as well as singing. How do I know this? Well, I watched Uma Musume: Pretty Derby via Twitter screencaps and now I am an expert in horses. With this article, you too can be an expert … Continue reading A Definitive Note – Don’t Look A Gift Horsegirl In The Mouth.
We passed with flying colors everyone.